I think I made one or two cracks too many about how fat Kyrgyz people are (see below), and they threw me in a Kyrgyz style jail. Obviously desinged for fat people, because thins ones can get out thru the gaps.
I am a freelance blog glamour puss, and specialist in international relations, who flies around the world to take photos that will hopefully entertain my public. In between, I do a bit of land law consulting, just to keep my friends and the tax authorities thinking that I have a real job.